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Recommended Movie Quotes For Daily Use.


"Wayne's World I" and "Wayne's World II"

--> "Would you like to have dinner some night?" ... "Oh, I like to have dinner every night."
--> "This Coke's gone bad, do you have any Megadeath?"
--> "Car! Car! ... Come on! Come on! ... Eat Me!"
--> "Welcome to Arora, not just a place but a state of mind."
--> "I have my father, I hate my life but i feel great, I'm gonna go prek a fight."
--> "Good tunes. Good brews. Good buddies."
--> "So, I was looking for 1000 brown Mr and Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage"    
--> "I have an extensive collection of name tags and helmets"

"Pulp Fiction"

--> "Shut up Jewls. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is all right. I know, I buy it. When Bonny goes shopping she buys shit, when I go shopping I buy the gourmet expense stuff because when I drink it I wanna taste it. But you know it's nots the coffee in my kitchen that I'm worried about, It's the daed nigger In my garage."
--> "Hey man that's cool in the gang. We dont want to fuck your shit up."
--> "When you come bargin in here did you see a sign saying dead nigger storage?"
--> "You know we didn't see no sign."
--> "I'm washing the windows and you cleaning up this nigger's skull?"


"Scary Movie I"

--> "Hi. I'm here for black TV."
--> "White folks are dead. Are we gettin' the fuck outta here?"
--> "Hey everybody! Party at Cindy's! Drunk white women for everyone!"
--> "Hey, man. Having a small dick's like a disability! Show your face and I'll beat the shit outta ya!"
--> "Oh my God! We hit a boot!"  

"Dumb and Dumber"

--> "So, you'll pick me up at 7:45. Well, I've got a few things to take care of so make it 7 and 1/4 to 8."
--> "My girlfriend left me. She said something about me not listening to her. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention."
--> "Chick's love it. It's a shaggin' wagon."
--> "Big gulps. ha, alright?" 


"Terminator II"

--> "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
--> "Are you the legal guardian of John Conner?" ... "Yes, officer. What's he done now?" ... "I just need to ask him a few questions."
--> "Your foster parents are dead."
--> "It's a damn mini gun!!!"
--> "Shit Dyson, Shit she's gonna blow him away! Come on let's go! John, we've got to go now!" 

"Hot Shots II"

--> "Gummie bears! Gummie bears! Sprinkles! Sprinkles!"
--> "Foxtrot, hilltop. Nick nack patty wack. Give the dog a bone, sir."
--> "I thought They'd handed me the wrong dausoir but then I realised this was my mission and I had to accept that."
--> "I loved you in Wall Street!"
--> "It's locked. From the inside."
--> "Well, fight the old navy way. First to die -- losses."
--> "I will split you like a melon!"
--> "I'll kill you until you die!"
--> "It's your wife! Tell her I'm not here! Tell her I'm out bombing countries! Tell her something!"
--> "You give Uncle Topper a big blow on that."
--> "Great Helium!" 


"Blues Brothers"

--> "Full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, 13 miles to Chicago, It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's roll."
--> "Orange whip! Orange whip! Three orange whips!"
--> "The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car. Well, thank you pal. You don't like it, no I don't like it."
--> "You want out -- Okay -- Don't look like no expressway to me."

"King Pin"

--> "Take that you freaky piece of shit! You don't mow another guy's lawn!"
--> "Hey! Hey! You suck! Ya jackass!"
--> "What did I just say? I think I tore a sack."
--> "Watch out everybody! There's a shot cloud coming!"
--> "You must have a really wide foot. You have both of them."
--> "Hey, you wanna dance?" ... "Well, thank you lovely lady. I'm a bit worn out." ... "I wasn't talking to you!"
--> "I hope you rot in hell you loser! You don't deserve a car!"

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